What about something like this...
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Dear Mr. Edwards,
As you can see, I have attached an emoticon of a light bulb to the top of this letter.
Why have I done such an utterly dorky thing?
Two reasons:
1. I needed some way to be sure to catch your attention, and I figured a yellow cartoon on a plain text page oughtta do the trick.
2. The light bulb is often used to illustrate someone having a "bright" idea. As in that person is "smart."
And you, my friend...
Are One Of My Favorite "Smart" Arses!
Here's how you can profit handsomely from this...
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