Marriage - Before & After

[CorpRebel]

Before marriage:

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: No! Don't even think about it!
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get!
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!

After marriage: Read again from bottom to top!

[Lynn Terry]

LOL - Pretty slick

[shri]

Hahaha, Hilarious. I'l show this to my husband ...he'll be at me. Can i quote this in my personal site (ofcourse with a link back)?

Shri

[shri]

Hey corprebel,
I like your avatar image. I thought that's a bug on my screen and literally tried to shoo it.

[queenofkaos]

I thought it was a real bug too :0)

Speaking of marriage, there was a stand up comic on the TV last night and he was talking about marriage.

He said that to cut through Dr Phil and all the other advice etc it comes down to one thing... don't marry an a**hole.

He said that if he was to post a classified ad, this is what it would say

Wanted, someone who is not an a**hole.
From same.

or something like that :0) I thought it about summed it up :0)

[Lynn Terry]