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You Might Be A Networker If...

Postby cwijas » Wed Sep 19, 2007 10:12 pm

I didn't write this, and don't know who did...but it's funny!

You Might Be A Networker If...

You Just Might Be A Networker If...

You refer to your kids as your Downline.

You refer to your spouse as your Upline.

You have a garage full of water filters.

You serve colloidal minerals at all your parties.

You have a wallet full of pre-paid phone cards.

Your trunk is full of "Dead Doctors" tapes.

You think it's ok to ask a perfect stranger if they've reached "momentum" yet.

Your bank account is constantly overdrawn.

You're not really concerned when the FTC starts asking your company's founder a few questions.

You don't see anything wrong with eating capsules of stuff we usually scrape out of our aquariums.

You refer to friends and relatives as your warm market.

You no longer have a warm market.

You store all of your vitamins, herbs, minerals, algae, pyruvate, melatonin and DHEA tablets in Tupperware.

Your Visa card bill reflects monthly charges to some guy named "Big Al."

You believe it's *possible* that the testimonial about the lady's arm growing back is true.

You don't see anything odd about driving a pink car.

You are on a first name basis with the Postman and the UPS driver.

You think a summer vacation in a "tropical rain forest" is a great way to write off the trip as a business expense.

You consider the guy you just hit with your car a potential recruit.

Your company has just been featured on "Inside Edition."

The phrases "right place, right time" and "ground floor" are a regular part of your vocabulary.

You'll argue to the death the merits of 3000-year-old Oriental healing remedies.

You can never make "outside" commitments on a Tuesday or a Thursday night.

You refer to your genealogy report as your accounts receivable.

You don't see anything funny about all those Amway jokes.


Cute Huh!! :P
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