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Postby Mike Paul » Fri Sep 21, 2007 7:08 pm

OMG Rick, that's amazing!

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Postby WAHumor » Sat Sep 22, 2007 12:44 pm

That's one of my faves.

Rick's got a million of 'em.

But where the %$#$%*& do you find them?!?
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Postby Lamorenalotiene » Fri Jan 25, 2008 2:11 am

I dont have anything to add but these are all so good! Especially the one that said....

You think that 3am is a decent working hour! OMG!
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Postby Deltlake1 » Fri Jan 25, 2008 6:13 am

You might be an Internet Marketer if: :roll:

You carry a pad while in the car to write down
billboard ads to use at a later date.

The last Great Book you have read was
"HTML for Dummies".

The customer support telephone number for
your hosting service is on your speed-dial.

Have a Great Day. :wink:
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Postby nar321 » Fri Jan 25, 2008 4:13 pm

Looks too real, say it isn't so. someone needs to take a real break if true. I'm refering to the bathroom photo with two laptops available for the occupants use
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Postby CorpRebel » Fri Jan 25, 2008 4:28 pm

nar321 wrote:Looks too real, say it isn't so. someone needs to take a real break if true. I'm refering to the bathroom photo with two laptops available for the occupants use


I AIN'T telling ... :twisted:

Actually I believe it's a desktop, fax machine and phone. I think it needs a refridge to make it almost complete. Oh yes ... A printer too. :P


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Postby nar321 » Fri Jan 25, 2008 7:32 pm

Sorry about not getting it right, But yes in that case you need a refrig(stocked with your favorite snacks& beverages) and a printer.

Presuming you can find somebody warped (or paid well) enough to bring you meals , then the only time you would need to leave is when they cart you away to the funny farm.

But wait sooner or later you at the very least would need to change clothes. So prehaps it might not be possible or pratical, but how is this any different from the guru's who allege they can be dropped into any city and make money legally with in a week. NO I'm not available, but am sure sooner or later someone will make a video doing this and post to YouTube.
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Postby mellymom3 » Fri Jan 25, 2008 10:42 pm

I am laughing so hard I can't even think! :lol:

I can relate to so many of these. I am guilty of trying to think of an affiliate product for anyone who says they are shopping for whatever. Bad I know.
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Re: You Might Be An Internet Marketer If ...

Postby beyourownboss » Fri Mar 07, 2008 8:10 pm

jaggiegill wrote:You Might Be An Internet Marketer If ...

Your in a store line and you ask the cashier if they accept paypal.

Your mouse has more miles on it than your car.

Your idea of a vacation is to visit an exotic location for an Internet marketing seminar.

(Ok everybody ... keep it going) :D[/u]


That is ever so true!
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Postby jeana900 » Fri Mar 14, 2008 8:20 pm

Wow! Great one Rick. I am still smiling at that one.

Blessings,
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Postby travelingnani1 » Wed Jul 09, 2008 9:08 pm

I am new to this forum, you all are hysterical! How creative and fun. I'll be back for more.
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